My freakin trunk leaks! I know it's been like that for years ever since it was rear-ended in a parking lot, but man, all that rain created a swimming pool in my trunk. The worst part is that this time it seeped into the back seat. Basically no one can sit back there until it dries unless they want goosh-y underpants (mental picture... "nice"). It smells like a dirty basahan in there. Yes, I'm a fob, I know.

So I was talking to my coworker the other morning who happens to be filipino and he was trippin because he thought i was chinese and white. Hahaha! I can never get enough of that. It cracks me up.

New Year's afterparty at my pad!!!

is it sad that i barely put up my christmas tree last night? it took me about an hour and then afterward i just sat on the couch in the dark with only the tree and tea lights lit on the fireplace mantle. not to mention i had boyz II men's "let it snow" on repeat for about an hour til my ears bled.

the other night duane and i climbed up to my rooftop with a blanket and just chilled looking at the night sky. i even saw a shooting star! i am so gay sometimes.

I'm officially part of the APA - American Poolplayers Association. Sick, isn't it?! My first league game is tonight and I'm nervous as hell. My team captain is putting me up first so that hopefully I'll get over my nerves. I hope I don't vomit all over the green. I'm the only girl on this team but I hear there are other girls on the other teams - ASIANS! Great. If they play as well as Soph then I'm screwed.

Of all the dumb things I've ever done, this is by far the dumbest thing ever...

I fell down a flight of stairs at work.

Saying it alone cracks me up, but I'm completely bruised up like someone took me out in the parking lot. The results of my x-rays came in today and luckily nothing is fractured. My left hip is completely tender with blood clots surfacing to the top of my skin. Both of my knees are messed up, I've got a scratch on my left hand, and my left thigh has a stretched out bruise the size of Guatemala. The doctor prescribed pain killers, but it's not working. I couldn't even sleep on my left side and I have problems getting in and out of the car.

Damn, I wish I had that fall on video tape. I'd watch that over and over again with a glass of wine.

he wants me back. i don't know what to do.

i have this huge spider bite on the inner part of my right wrist and it looks like it's ready to burst with a trillion baby spiders... that, or pus. that's what i get for sleeping with the window open. it looks pretty sick - kinda like quasimodo growing on my wrist... and it's PINK!... and it has a fever. ugh.

so i decided to buy my mcdermott cue stick. i swear i am so hooked on 9 ball it's actually kinda scary. i have to admit it's a fun addiction with the only bad part being i play better when i'm buzzed. so yeah, i drink about 3-4 times a week. is that a sign of alcoholism?

saturday jesse and i went to the playboy jazz festival at the hollywood bowl. we met this black dude sitting right next to me who gave us a bottle of chardonnay and imported beer just for the hell of it. he became my new best friend! i think the best part of the evening was seeing this old man walking around with a red t-shirt saying "FCK.. the only thing missing is U". rock on.