i just luv my family... if you mix my brother and any of my cousins together you get nothing but insane nonsense. here's what my bro and cousin michael had to say on our way home from jogging this morning:

• my bro: "hell no. i wear briefs when i go jogging cuz i don't wanna be like jingle bells."
• michael on the topic of body piercing: "i'd get a piercing, but i don't want to."
• michael on the topic of tattos: "i'd get a tatto that says tatto."

idiots. my family is full of idiots.