ahh yes, i've awakened from my 7 hours of sleep after partying at the mayan and for once it wasn't jen passing out before 12 o'clock from having one too many drinks. lemme just give you a mental picture of what happened last night: i go downstairs cuz i had to let out all the fluids i consumed and my sis's friend gina is literally lying on the couch with her head and arm hanging off the side. her hair is in her face, sweat/drool dripping everywhere, something resembling a waterfall going down along the side of the green velvet couch leading to a clear pool of yucky, sticky stuff on the tile floor. ack! ( <--- no, that's not what i think of it. that's the sound coming out of her mouth.) so finally we get one of the security guards to come into the bathroom to help us get her up and we carried her straight to the exit. not to mention we had to drag her up 2 flights of stairs. luckily another security guard sees us toppling over and offers to carry her to the car. 5 seconds later he's like, "where the hell is your car??? she's getting heavy!". oh gawd! and to make matters worse, we had to get her out of the car and into my sister's apartment where she was gonna crash, and what does jen do?... she stuffs her face with jack n the crack french fries making all these erotic sounds like she's about to cum. great, just great.

don't get me wrong, we had soooooooo much fun despite the way the night ended. we actually played a game of who could get the most numbers, but they had to be from people we would actually call. looks like jen came in the lead with 4... one from a guy i actually hooked her up with. damn that boy was foine!!! speaking of fineness, we bumped into melissa lucido from high school. that chick always looks good. AND... we bumped into #1 on my guy friends' mosted wanted list. correction: the-girl-all-of-rose's-guy-friends-wanna-bone list. (drum role please...) ~~~~~> JENNIFER DIAZ. if you've ever seen this girl, you'll know what i'm talking about. she's gorgeous. there's only one of my friends who i feel is worthy enough to even get a chance of hooking up with her and that would be ed. too bad he's taken, and too bad anyway... she's taken too (again).

it's hot, i'm drained, i'm dehydrated. time to go shopping!