happy new year ya'll!

shh... i'm still pms-ing.
me: man, my boobs hurt.
my mom: maybe you're pregnant.
me: uh. no.

so my parents came back from vegas today and we were fortunate enough to get the house cleaned before they had a heart attack from the mess we made. i think the worst part of our new year's party was the vomit stains deshaun left in our bathroom carpet. it still smells. not to mention i found a pile of vomit in the plant right outside our front door. i tried to flood it out, but i think i made it worse.

i also found out kris was licking his finger and touching my face when i passed out that night. you ho. REVENGE IS MINE!!! muahahhahahaha! don't be surprised if you find another picture with a weiner in front of your face.