yesterday morning my brother asked me, "did you see neeki?". intrigued by what he was talking about, i went outside to look at the dog and i had no choice but to jump back and scream. he had just picked her up from the groomers and they shaved ALL her hair off!!! the damn dog looked like a ferret. at least you can see her shiny white coat (or what's left of it) and a hint of her pink flesh underneath. poor thing. she's ugly now. i give it 3 months to get to a normal puffy length again.

i asked jen if i could bring andrea to her engagement party and her response was:
yeah. that's fine. tell me the truth, rose. are you fucking her?

so i was talking to one of my girlfriends yesterday (who shall remain nameless to prevent future embarassment) and she said, "oh my gosh, rose! you're never gonna believe what i did!" that line alone scared the hell out of me b/c this girl is a trip and always follows that statement with shocking news that i either have to sit down or pull over and stop the car. it turns out she gave head for the first time. not only that, she's a pro! you go! record breaking time of 2 minutes! her description and details of the event left me screaming and laughing to the point my stomach started hurting.