i had to super glue my toenail back on. pretty picture, no? i stubbed it the other night at the club and it cracked down the middle. luckily the meat wasn't showing so i just dabbed a little blotch of super glue and it's like brand new again. well, except for the blood clot starting to form underneath.

my stomach's been giving me massive problems lately. the other night i yacked 3 times and fell asleep with a heating pad to my stomach. maybe it's the 4 strips of bacon i eat every morning or maybe it's the jar of peanuts i scarfed down at frank's house the other day. i wonder if it could be from all the boba i eat. OH MY GOSH! WHAT IF I HAVE SARS?! i know stomach problems aren't one of the symptoms, but what if i'm the first case of it? kill me now!