as the end of my school year is approaching, i've noticed a lot of the familiar faces i used to see are pretty much gone. yup, it's just monique, me, and the teacher. since the class is so small, we fly through the material and end up talking about artists our teacher has worked with for the rest of class. is it bad that i'm more focused on the fact that my teacher has no front teeth. correction: he has one front tooth.

anyway, as i'm driving home i pass by the young mexican boy on my street who sells corn every day. i was so tempted to get one since jesse got me hooked on it a while back, but i continued to drive. as i pulled into my driveway, i see my parents standing in the front yard shoving corn in their faces with huge smiles and juice dripping down their chins. apparently, mine was in the kitchen waiting for me. man, once i get one bite there's no holding me back. i just let the juice drip, i let the chili burn my lips and cheeks, and i let the corn get all stuck up in my teeth. ahh yes, gets me all horny.