so there's this annoying guy at my school who ALWAYS wears this head wrap which looks like... um... let's just say monique and i call him "condom head". being this is my last day at school and all, i decided to be nice to him. i was sitting upstairs waiting to take my final when he approached me with this:

condom head: so this is your last test, huh?
me: yeah.
condom head: i just wanted to say good luck because i may never see you again.
me: thanks.
condom head: so are you mexican?
me: [#@!*&^?] where the hell did that come from?
(meanwhile the guys behind me are laughing their asses off)
condom head: well, you have a mexican accent.

for a moment there i thought i had lost my "vato-talk" as mel calls it. nope, still got it. =)