my brother's an idiot. i noticed he has band aids on all of his nuckles on his right hand. how'd he get it? here's the story:

he was at work cleaning up the stock room and destroying the boxes the shipment came in. taking the "easy" way, he decides to punch the bottom opening that has been taped down instead of cutting them open with a blade. so punch, punch away he goes until he comes across a box that just won't crack open. so he punches it again, and again, and finally it breaks letting his fist go straight to the floor and bouncing off the ground. at first he just sees white flesh and then the blood started to surface. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! he cracks me up.