my brother: i'm gonna go work out so i can watch my dick get smaller.
my mom: okay! have fun!
my dad: what's for dinner?

did i just miss something here? sounds like my family's on crack. anyhoo, i think i messed up the skin on the tips of my fingers on my left hand. my cousin was teaching me to play a song on the guitar the other day and my fingers are still throbbing since my calluses went away. and then yesterday i was holding the other end of the curling iron with the same fingers not realizing i was touching the heated part. i can't even feel anything anymore.