i've never smelled anything so putrid in my life. i was in line at the fragrance section in victoria's secret earlier and the fat-ass woman in back of me smelled like a combination of a pee-soaked baby diaper/bad breath/guava/armpit. good god, i thought i was gonna die. and she had the nerve to breathe on me, "are you in line?" every inhalation i took brought me an inch closer to death. 20 fucking minutes i had to smell that crap! the woman kept moving around spreading her fumes and the whole time i kept thinking "stay fucking still you asswipe!" everywhere i looked i would grab a lotion, body splash, anything and sniff it just to cover up her stench. my eyes started to water, my stomach turned, my finger was horizontally covering my nose, and i could feel my lunch coming up my throat. after i finally got to the cashier i had the strongest urge to turn around and tell her to use soap next time she showered. and could you believe she was in line to buy tons of thongs and underwear? did she try them on???