Thursday, September 05, 2002

oh my gosh. is this a consecutive entry? i'm so excited i make myself wet.

TOP 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT MY CLASSMATES:
10. "so what do you wanna do?" duh, we're all here taking the recording engineering program, dumbass.
9. the group of guys that sit in the back making ghetto comments during lecture thinking they're cool.
8. references to tupac and britney spears.
7. fat joe who harasses me everyday who not to mention smells like ass. no joke. ASS!!!!
6. "so, what do you do for fun?" mind you, i'm one of 4 girls in a school full of guys who have no idea how to communicate with the opposite sex.
5. that random, drugged-out, faded-black-denim-wearing, balding 38 yr. old who disrupts the instructor 8 times/minute because he just downed a 40 during break. this is every freakin day. i don't think he's ever come to class sober. i think he's on medication.
4. the token 3-5 students you meet the first day of every term raving about what a privilege it is to be at this school and saying they'll never miss a class. yeah, that was the last time i saw those fools.
3. "dude, can i borrow your notes from..."
2. the smell of roasting flesh or armpit during a 4-hour lecture in a classroom full of unshowered men.
1. "YOU'RE NOT CHINESE???!!!"

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