btw, i have just been informed by quibuyen himself that (regarding my 3:51 p.m. post on 8/25)...

1) "In reference to one of your latest entries below, you should add that even after a professional hand car wash, food chunks were still stuck behind the passenger door handle. hahhahaa."
2) "the correct spelling is jagermeister"
3) "it wasn't a glass vase that i broke... it was a stolen half-yard beer glass from the Yard House."

yes, kids, this is why weed is better than alcohol.