now that my sitemeter's back up and running, i'd like to say thanks to quinn who at least tried to figure out what was wrong. them chinese always seem to know what they're doing. as for sean... a big BOOHOO to you for making fun of me. just remember who has the concave, dime-sized nipples. question: so if you're high beaming, do your nipples even out to the surface of your chest or do they finally stick out? hmm?

ooh hey! mr. trident tongue emailed me today! he..he..hehehe....

this morning my mom made me run a wild goose chase. not literally. i finished my lab early again (btw, i got the highest score in the class on our past midterm... yeah, i rock!) so it was off to the allstate office to pay the insurance bill. i totally have no idea where it is. my brother just said drive down garvey and you'll find it. i found it, but the damn office was closed. the hours said it opened at 9 a.m. and the watch on my arm said 10. what the frick is wrong with this picture. so i had to drive my ass to las tunas and look for another office still having no idea where that one was. after driving around in circles for 20 minutes i finally find it and what do i get greeted with? "ching chong chow ngo chi ni how mah" (i made that up, but that's how i interpretted what she said) "excuse me???" so i finally get that done and it's off to the social security office to get a form for my lolo. i get there, wait in line, and then get told i'm in the wrong line. fuck. so i grab a number and sit there picking my nose til #14 is called. once i get to the window i find out "we don't carry that form here". bite me. forget it, i'm off to mcdonald's.