maricar: where can i find double sidded type?
me: ...?!!

like me, my sister thinks faster than she can speak. so instead of asking me, "where can i find double sided tape?", she comes out with the ugliest australian accent possible. by accident, of course. better australian, than filipino fob. yuck.

(still gushing.)

not to mention i visited lolo yesterday and once again he surprised the heck outta me:

lolo: which car did you use today?
me: mama's.
lolo: ahh. so your mama is working nights again.
me: yup.
lolo: so is your mama coming by tomorrow?
me: i dunno. maybe.
lolo: but isn't she off tomorrow? she worked nights monday and tuesday so she must be off tomorrow.
me: ...
lolo: it's getting late. don't you have to feed your dad?

how in the hell does he know her schedule when i'm the one living at home with my mom and i have no idea when she walks in and out of the house. i swear, he has psychic powers.

hey! good news! my brother got a job at kragen auto parts. why kragen? besides the obvious, one of the managers in training is a chick. woohoo for him then.