i have so much to say...

first of all, friday night jen, jeff, and i headed over to miyagi's just cuz we had nothing better to do. just to make the night interesting, we played that game of who could get the most numbers in a 45 minute time period. i lost... again... by one point. funny thing is, i'm thinking of actually calling one of the guys i met that night. mind you i said i'm still thinking about it.

second... jarad is the cutest in the world! i can't believe all the people that turned out for his party. that's the first time i've seen a kid mouth the words to the happy birthday song while people were singing it to him. HE'S SO CUTE!!! i wanna bite him.

third... i rescheduled the date with jeff to go clubbing with dex and emma (from SF) only cuz i see her like once a year. jeff and his friends met up with us at the century club too. according to my sis, jeff asked her if he "was in" since he's already met the family and my friends. my answer... no. it takes a lot more than that to get "in". (all men must pass the "brother" test. if my bro doesn't like him, then screw it. fyi: just because my brother talks to you doesn't necessarily mean he likes you.) plus he still needs approval from the queen whore kristine.

fourth... as we were driving over to the century club, emma and i were vibing on certain "requirements" that need to be met from men. i've been kind enough to be open minded about meeting anyone, but i've realized from now on they NEED to have the following:
1) they must have a love for R&B... if you don't know who brian mcknight, musiq soulchild, jill scott, maxwell, and d'angelo are, then you must go directly to hell. don't pass go and don't collect $200.
2) they must have rhythm!!!!!. no exceptions whatsoever. a guy can be cute/fine/sexy/whatever, but if he's got no rhythm then he's got no game.
3) they must be taller than me. yes jen, no little gossiping dwarfs allowed.

fifth... i danced with this cute mexican yesterday ~~> CARLOS! how sexy is that?! that boy has rhythm up the ass! honestly i was jocking his friend more only because he wasn't one of those typical looking filipino guys. i think it was the big hair. AND he danced just as well as dex who was the best dancer there i tell ya. hip hop, salsa, booty, trance... you name it, he's got the moves. nothing turns me on more than a guy who's got dancing skills. (again, refer to #2 up above.)

lastly... emma says that if there are a group of girls at a club with only one guy, then people must think he's either a pimp or he must be gay. sorry dex. that goes for the retired q-dogg too.