who's the dumbass? who's the dumbass??? raise your hand!

(my right hand up in the air stretched to its limit waving in circles around my head)

i jammed my foot into the patio door yesterday and almost fractured my second smallest toe. at first i thought, "oh no! my french manicure (pedicure i mean)." after finding out it was perfectly fine, i ignored it only to find my toe completely purple a half hour later. now it's swollen and almost black. not even ice helped.

yes, i'm a dumbass.