i made a mess. i decided to dye my hair a darker color b/c my brother says i look "like a typical asian girl. keep it DARK. always. keep it as close to your natural color as possible." uh, sure, boyet. following the advice of my oh-so-knowledgable sibling, i drove off to sav-on (unshowered, mind you), bought a color i thought would look good (supposed to be dark burgundy brown), and went home to start the process.

i had forgotten how difficult it was to dye long hair. my used-to-be white t-shirt looked like someone grabbed a machete and slashed the back of my neck. the dye was dripping everywhere, on the floor, on the bathroom sink... eahlk! after about 1/2 an hour, it was time to rinse and shower (finally). i splashed what looked like fresh blood all over the OUTSIDE of the tub. the water flowing between my toes looked like the never-ending rag cycle. i thought i did a good job of rinsing it all out, but NOOO.....my towel was tainted with grape juice galore, my bath robe looked like my head was chopped off, and my scalp was PURPLE!

what the heck?! i thought the box said "dark burgundy brown"? stupid me (stupid ho) didn't realize that since my hair was already light as it was, the burgundy would be extremely bright. screw me in the goat ass... bah-ah-ah!