why the frick do i get only porn mail in my hotmail account???

anyway, last night was fun. i heard the strangest things from people though:

amy: "[cigarette] smoke doesn't smell good if you're not smoking." good observation there, amy.
rich: (while we're dancing) "can i turn you around?" okay. now that sounds weird to me. my translation? ==> "please rotate 180 degrees so as to assume freaking position (in full on nerd voice)." usually the guy just physically turns me around. but have i ever been asked to? uh... i think not.