i just LOVE my lolo. i visited him today and the first thing i notice is that the hair on his head is patchy.

me: lolo, what happened to your hair?!!!
lolo: oh, i got bored so i just kept snipping.
me: but it's patchy!
lolo: that's okay. you can fix it... i weigh 112 lbs. now.
me: that's great! i weigh like 120.
lolo: OH! so is that an INCREASE???
me: are you saying i'm fat?
lolo: no. i'm just saying you're 8 lbs. heavier than me.
me: same thing!
lolo: hehehe...

we're taking him out to lunch tomorrow. it's the 7 year anniversary of our lola's death. we'll probably go to some buffet somewhere, hang out, get some heat stroke, re-activate my heat rash, and oh yeah eat some more.