once upon a time... in a land far, far away (el monte)... there lived a little munchkin named q-lio. the poor little monkey had no clothes to cover his naked ass, so he decided to head on over to structure and buy the new line of "express for men" with his $25 coupon because he's a cheap-ass (he's still naked, mind you). now in case you didn't know, q-lio has no sense of fashion... then again, who does? anyway, he picks what he THINKS is a good pair of jeans, but what he doesn't realize is that they're really denim capris for women. sadly, his ignorant monkey-ass doesn't know the difference and continues to wear these jeans as people quietly poke fun at his "girly" capris.

"THEY'RE NOT CAPRIS, I TELL YOU! THEY'RE NOT! THEY'RE NOT! THEY'RE NOT!"

yeah, sure, monkey-boy. go munch away on your banana.

ATTENTION EVERYONE: if you happen to come across this viet looking chinese munchkin, please be aware that he may attack at any time. don't worry, he won't kill you. he'll just hump your back and violate your clothing with monkey juice. just hand wash in warm water.