my sleeping pattern's pretty screwed up. i was snoozing for 2 hours this morning and i still couldn't get up. part of it has to do with the damn bird in the tree outside my window that was singing ALL FREAKING NIGHT. now this wasn't any ordinary bird. it had like 15 different melodies and at times it sounded like it was sampling from certain rap songs. die, you damn bird, die!

i was thinking last night that i haven't made a top 10 list since my junior year in college. on that note, here's:

TOP 10 THINGS THAT IRKED ME ABOUT THE TV SHOWS BACK IN DA DAY:
10. blossom
9. how come they never called out my name in romper room?
8. in tranzor z, how come that chick's missiles came from her erect boobies?
7. if gilligan and the skipper owned the boat, how come they never had a change of clothes?
6. was i the only child that watched barnaby jones and ironsides?
5. what ever happened to that cursed idol that got the brady's into so much trouble in hawaii?
4. benny hill never really spoke
3. what was up with that flying munchkin (gomer) on punky brewster's cartoon?
2. that whole incest issue with minh-may on robotech
1. you guessed it, frank stallone.