y'know what i was thinking this morning? of course not, cuz i haven't told you yet. i have some pretty fucking fine friends. one could only be so lucky to hang around such good looking people. if you happen to be reading this... you're not one of them. sadly, some people have pretty funky looking friends and i start to wonder... are they embarassed to hang out with such dorks? pretty sad, isn't it? then again, maybe they hang out with the aesthetically challenged to make themselves look hella hot. does that actually work? i mean, when i see a group of guys i immediately look for the best looking one and assume he's the leader. i know that sounds dumb, so shut up. anyway, enough of that nonsense.

i'm getting hella hungry and my bro isn't back yet with my mickey d's. agh! speaking of my bro... he donated blood today. i should do that too. i figure, i have enough blood to spare, right?

hey man, is it really your birthday today???